Proud to be basic
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It was, like, sooo juicy! I just got ALL of the new Bath & Body Works candles! I feel so like Carrie Bradshaw right now, Mason left me for some other skank he knew since high school. Can we go to Applebees for dinner tonight? But first, let me take a selfie. Do you think my ass looks fat in these skinny jeans? oh my god Oh mah gosh! We are like twins today! Let’s make like a hondered selfies. I wanna use this cute pink polaroid camera. Oh My God. I need a pumpkin spice latte or a Cosmo right now, I cant handle this pressure.
I think my fav is the "Summer Peachy Fun-Time Beach" one, I posted a pic of it on instagram? Wait... did you like it yet? I really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least. Like obviously I don’t know what you’re talking about. Everybody always tells me I am soo unique and amazing and obviously not basic. I just want people to know how cool n edgy I am! I mean, I have a tumblr! How edgier can I get, right? I think I look way more shiny if I have more. Hello? Are you even listening anymore? What is happening?
But first, let me take a selfie. Do you think my ass looks fat in these skinny jeans? It totally matches my outfit. I need to buy more jewelery. I think these UGG boots will eventually be going out of style. What the hell. Did you see Ethan comment on that girls pictures? She is soo lame. I can’t believe they are actually dating. I just want people to know how cool n edgy I am! I mean, I have a tumblr! How edgier can I get, right? Oh My God. I need a pumpkin spice latte or a Cosmo right now, I cant handle this pressure. Oh mah gosh! We are like twins today! Let’s make like a hondered selfies. I wanna use this cute pink polaroid camera.