Basic Bitchum

Proud to be basic

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Who goes out on mondays? Here’s a picture of our squad. Here’s me with a bottle of water at Coachella.. It was soo hot! Can we go to Applebees for dinner tonight? Did you see her dress? I wouldn’t even put that on my little chinchilla. How can people be soo judgemental. Marilyn Monroe is such an inspiration for me. I would literally sacrifice my first born for a hot night with John Mayer. Let’s make fun of some fuck boys.

I think my fav is the "Summer Peachy Fun-Time Beach" one, I posted a pic of it on instagram? Wait... did you like it yet? I really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least. Ugh, I forgot to clean my Yoga pants again! I love Yoga though, I guess my trainer really achieved a balance in his life. Although he’s totally gay, I dunno Uugh. Do you wanna go to IKEA this weekend? I can really use some new rosy spice and peppermint candles.

Like obviously I don’t know what you’re talking about. Everybody always tells me I am soo unique and amazing and obviously not basic. Bae! Do you think that is something Kylie would say? Lemme check. We need to go to a Taylor Swift concert. It’s been too long! She’s such an inspiration. I look so cute in all my outfits. People tell me I’m a basic bitch and I am like no, I am unique. Individual. Who is different from all the other girls. I saw this new white goldish iPhone today, I just have to have that! I think my fav is the "Summer Peachy Fun-Time Beach" one, I posted a pic of it on instagram? Wait... did you like it yet? I really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least.